Monthly Archives: May 2011

The one man Purple Army is working hard on FWAcilitating your online shopping demands. In the meanwhile T-shirts remain available through ye good olde email/bank transfer arrangement. Scroll down to browse through the collection and please direct your requests (availability, … Continue reading →

The bitter lord Bolon Yokte K’uh emerges from Deep Time wielding fiery javelins, instating a Purple Reign of chaos upon the ignorant dwellers of this material realm. Only the pure will ascend and sacrifice is the ultimate absolution. Will you … Continue reading →

As the ceremony began, the town’s virgins danced in wild abandon to the rhythmic throbbing of the hovering dodecahedron. FWApologies to Conan for snatching concubines from his harem. (Pencils by Neal Adams, September 1987, used without permission)

Lost party of adventurers in dungeon. Screenprinting killed my tuition budget. Need money for spellbook, potions and advanced spellcasting class. Support your local wizard! Call 555-55-DONATE

Dedicated to the Wizards that were down from day one: The Class of 2007. Graduated Magi Cum Laude, Fifth World Alumni secretly plot to overthrow reality and reinstate the Forlorn Paradigm. Harry Potter ain’t got shit on them. And yes … Continue reading →